Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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