It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
