their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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