That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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