I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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