i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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