AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Someone signed my nipple.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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