Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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