From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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