Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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