: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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