If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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