How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
They have beer where we have blood.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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