brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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