Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
In other news, I just burned my penis
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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