I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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