Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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