She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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