Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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