At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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