Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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