shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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