I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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