check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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