Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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