Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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