Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
COCAINE IS GR8
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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