butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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