So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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