summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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