you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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