What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Randomize