Small penises have feelings too.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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