Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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