Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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