I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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