check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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