God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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