Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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