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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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