you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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