guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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