You work out of a Hotel?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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