who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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