So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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