dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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