is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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