You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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