This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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