At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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