Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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