i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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