I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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