Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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