ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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