Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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