never play flip cup with pint glasses
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If I die, sorry about rent.
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