Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
True strength comes from lack of pants
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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